craplos:

ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.

(via itspiggie)

royalteens:

i swear i’d dress better but i’m poor and fat

(Source: royalteens, via dolichophallic)

yurihooves:

i have two sneezes

the fairy princess sneeze

and the death metal sneeze

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hiddlestalker:

swanepeols:

coldcoffeh:

when you’re so pale that your bare legs reflect sunlight and shine bright like diamonds

shine bright like a white kid

(via itspiggie)